still figuring out who i am but I'm positive that my name is sophie.
•said you liked my cobain shirt•
•now were walking back to your place•
attention! attention! if ur feeling sad pls remember calum hood is probably doing something really cute right now! that is all, goodbye
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population
brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real
5 Seconds Of Summer arrive in Los Angeles, July 22nd, 2014.
This picture didn’t load all the way and I thought it was Evan Peters
y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album and drinks their coffee black with 3.2 sugars and smokes cheap cigarettes on a balcony at 2:23 am” like….. chill
*suddenly hears rain really loud outside* let’s go back…….back to the beginning………………
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something
I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep.
what if girls marked their territory with their period blood